Review 2658: Rum Affair

The famous coloratura opera singer Tina Rossi has made a rendezvous with her lover, Kenneth Holmes, at the flat of one of his friends. When she arrives, though, Kenneth is not there, but a body is in the wardrobe. She has just discovered it when Johnson Johnson, the famous portrait painter, arrives with two policemen, saying there’d been a complaint. Reader of this series know that Johnson is a lot more than an artist. (Although I guess they don’t know at this point.)

Tina puts them off, but after they go outside, a man with a gold tooth bursts out of the wardrobe. Tina screams, but they miss him and he escapes.

Tina is now afraid for Kenneth, but acknowledging the affair could destroy her career. She decides to go to the island of Rum, where his laboratory is located. But she must do it without anyone suspecting, especially her agent, Michael Twiss, who has been trying to keep them apart. Later, she hears that Kenneth is suspected in the explosion aboard a nuclear submarine that was developed under his management. That makes her more eager to get to Rum.

Luckily, Johnson offers to paint her portrait if she will join him for a yacht race in Western Scotland that ends near Rum. Shortly after they leave, it becomes clear that someone is trying to kill Tina.

Dunnett’s Dolly series (Dolly is the name of the yacht) poses as mysteries but the books are really adventure novels with espionage at their core. They are fast moving with entertaining dialogue. All of them are narrated by a different woman, vividly drawn. The 60s yachting life seems to be pretty wild. These books make entertaining reads, even though it is generally impossible to guess what’s going on.

These books have not been republished in order, and I have not been reading them in order. This one, original name Dolly and the Singing Bird, was actually the first one in the series.

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Review 2511: Tropical Issue

Tropical Issue is the sixth of Dorothy Dunnett’s Johnson Johnson novels, published in 1980 as Dolly and the Bird of Paradise. Somehow I accidentally am rereading these books completely out of order. (In this case, I typed in “Dunnett Johnson Johnson books in order” and then assumed that the search page, which showed me the covers, was showing me them in order. My mistake, obviously.)

Rita Geddes, a punk Scottish makeup artist, first meets the famous portrait painter Johnson Johnson when her friend Ferdy Braithwaite, a well-known photographer, borrows Johnson’s flat for a photo shoot of political journalist Natalie Sheridan and asks Rita to do the makeup. Johnson has been reported as the only survivor of a plane crash, so when Ferdy deserts her there after the photo shoot, having dismissed Johnson’s exhausted housekeeper, Rita ends up having to take care of him for a couple of days and develops a dislike of him.

Natalie offers Rita a provisional job on Madeira, where she gets to see her friend Kim-Jim again. Kim-Jim is getting ready to retire, and he has set things up so that Rita will most likely be offered his position as full-time makeup artist for Natalie. However, on her way from the airport, Rita is assaulted by a man who seems to believe that she and Kim-Jim are plotting against Natalie.

Rita figures out that her attacker is Roger van Diemen, a banana industry executive, who is supposed to be leaving the island for rehab. When she goes to the airport to make sure he gets on the plane, she meets Johnson Johnson again. Next, she, Fergy, and Kim-Jim take a sledge ride down a steep hill, a tourist offering, but the sledge has been tampered with, and they are almost killed. Finally, a death makes Rita determined to find out what’s happening.

This novel is fast-paced and includes murder, spying, piracy, a hurricane, and even an encounter with a volcano after all of the characters end up in St. Lucia. It has a complicated plot and witty dialogue as Rita tries to figure out what’s going on. And Rita has her own secrets.

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Review 2444: Ibiza Surprise

I know I must have read this novel back in the days when it was named Dolly and the <Whatever> Bird, Dolly being Johnson Johnson’s yacht and <whatever> being whatever they politically incorrectly called each book’s female narrator, thinking they were being hip. Anyway, I enjoyed this reread years later.

Sarah Cassels may be the daughter of Lord Forsey, but she’s been broke most of her life. She wants nice things, and the only way she can get them, she reckons, is by marrying a rich man. Although on the lookout, she is likable and doesn’t seem rapacious. In the meantime, she is working as a caterer and sharing a flat with a girlfriend.

Sarah gets word that her father has committed suicide on Ibiza. But when she receives a last letter from him, she’s not so sure it was suicide, because she doesn’t think he wrote it. She can’t imagine why anyone would murder him, though. He was just a harmless drunk who earned his way with his friends by his entertaining chatter.

Sarah meets Mr. Lloyd, the wealthy father of her school friend Janey, at her father’s funeral. That’s when he realizes she was Lord Forseys’ daughter and tells her that her father was staying with him in Ibiza when he died. Mr. Lloyd invites her to Ibiza to visit his daughter, but she only agrees if he’ll let her cook. She decides to go to Ibiza to find out why her father died.

Dunnett’s plots tend to be complicated, so it’s hard to provide any more of a synopsis. I’ll say one thing further. Sarah finds out that her brother Derek’s firm believed a piece of stolen machinery was taken by her father. Derek was in Ibiza the weekend her father died, so the family reunion is bumpy—and there’s more family than that.

She also, of course, meets Johnson Johnson, the internationally renowned portrait painter. He’s staying at the same yacht club where her father died.

These mysteries are written using a light tone with sharp dialogue and complex plots. The story involves jet setters and some wild parties, but it ends in an ancient religious ceremony. The descriptions of Ibiza are vivid and make me wish I could have visited 50 years ago.

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